Nemesis: The Bunny Who Is Frequently Spotted In The Alley Between Grant And Oakland Streets

Fearful Leader has several nemeses, but the one that currently absorbs the greatest proportion of his attention is known as the Bunny Who Is Frequently Spotted In The Alley Between Grant And Oakland Streets. When in the vicinity of the BWIFSITABGAOS, Fearful Leader’s ears prick up; he strains at his earthly constraints; a frightening growl curdles up from deep in his throat and causes his snout to puff outward. Sometimes, the BWIFSITABGAOS is visible to our naked eyes, but sometimes only Fearful Leader can sense his presence, or recent presence, or theoretically possible presence. Oh, how Fearful Leader tugs at his earthly constraints! Oh, how he hurls his fluffy bulk toward the BWIFSITABGAOS or possible BWIFSITABGAOS! Oh, how many times our deluded serenity has been disrupted by Fearful Leader’s infallible threat detector and we have found ourselves pitched onto the back lawn of those who would harbor the BWIFSITABGAOS!

In our foolishness, we initially experienced irritation at Fearful Leader’s attempts to confront the BWIFSITABGAOS. But through deep meditation when in the presence of Fearful Leader, knowledge has been visited upon us: the BWIFSITABGAOS is not as innocent as he seems. Yea, behold the truth, for it is now clear that the BWIFSITABGAOS is a representative of The Forces Which Arouse The Chasing Instinct. We have learned through our communion with Fearful Leader’s mind that those Forces are to be blamed for any chasing that occurs, and this knowledge has brought us serenity as we lie splayed upon the harborers’ lawn, dazed and perhaps concussed but profoundly tranquil in that most soothing of knowledge: fault rests elsewhere.